Jokes

In Social Studies, I have a really cool teacher. For tests, he gives us rely wierd questions and stuff so today, as any normal day, we started with a quiz. I memorized the questions.

1). "How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?"
"Open the door and put the giraffe in."

2).  "How do you put an elephant in th refrigerator?"
"Open the refrigeratot, take out the giraffe and put the elephant in."

3).  "The Lion King was having a conference. All but one animal attended. Which animal didn't attened?"
"The elephant. He was still in the fridge."

4).  "There is a river you must cross, but it is known as the most dangerous river because crocodiles live in there. How do you cross this river?"
"You can swim right through. The crocodiles are at the conference, remember?"

This is so cleverly made. I got one correct. #5. There was no number five.